Simple Solutions To Complex Issues: Too Le-Fit To Quit
I’m short-term hopeful that the state of my cardio and leg power is soon going to push broken-foot recovery off my podium of needs. How am I going to tackle getting back into riding shape? Hill intervals? Flat-out sprints? LSD {long slow distance}? Hope & procrastination?
Nope, I’m jumping on the next great workout fad, Dumpster Fit™. With Dumpy-B as my personal trainer, I’ll be rocking bins back and forth in no time at all! And remember, Dumpster Fit™ is the only personal training company in North America that is guaranteed 100% Aussie-Free!*
*{I tease, I tease}
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{Above riding photo: Hardtail.Life}