Dumpster Bear Presents Pt.1

Simple Solutions To Complex Issues

Welcome to the new MEATengines weekly, Dumpster Bear Presents: Simple Solutions To Complex Issues. To what do we owe the return of our bin bruin, our offal Ursus, our garbage grizzly? As a percentage of the content requests I receive, this is by exceptionally popular demand!*

Anywho, from now until, at least, I can pedal a bike again, check in on Wednesdays for some bad one-panel MSPaint ‘art’ featuring your favourite trash teddy. 

Will beloved sidekicks like Christgopher, Siobfawn, SNB, and Zardozandy make an appearance? Pffffft. Like, I have any kind of actual plan! 

No idea what I’m on about? Check out Dumpster Bear Says (An Archive & Introduction).

*{I had one request. It was from Kelsie.}




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