Claire & Kevin’s Big Day Out

A bluebird November day. The city of Vancouver is socked in but the North Shore mountains are floating above the clouds. The forest calls. The Clairebarian’s answer is to put together her two biggest flexes for the first time. Her second ever grind up the No Quarter Climb followed by her third rip down 7th Secret. 

Uncle Crash Test isn’t exactly feeling ‘fresh’ after spending the previous day digging with TORCA, but he agrees to be dragged along without too much cajoling. And so, the group is set.

We expect it to be colder. A few minutes after this photo I am packing Claire’s fleece vest along with her puffy jacket.
We expect it to be colder. A few minutes after this photo I am packing Claire’s fleece vest along with her puffy jacket.
It’s a grind. Claire and I debate whether it’s psychologically better to refer to it as the ‘No Quarter Climb’ or to break it up into the various named sections.
It’s a grind. Claire and I debate whether it’s psychologically better to refer to it as the ‘No Quarter Climb’ or to break it up into the various named sections.
Wow has Peter Morin ever done a lot of work on No Quarter lately. We bumped into him hard at it today. Thank you, Peter.
Wow has Peter Morin ever done a lot of work on No Quarter lately. We bumped into him hard at it today. Thank you, Peter.
I imagine this is roughly what you’d get if you asked A.I. to draw a picture of CTK and me. For the record, I’m the prettier old stump.
I imagine this is roughly what you’d get if you asked A.I. to draw a picture of CTK and me. For the record, I’m the prettier old stump.

Crash Test Kevin manages to set the tone early when he dabs on a climb and the twenty-pound rock he chooses to trust to support him rolls away. He goes tumbling off the side of the trail. The knowing and salty smile Claire flashes me, after we know for sure he is okay, is the most sand thrown today. 

With it being a properly beautiful day for mountain bicycles there’s no real sense of hurry or hustle. The temperature is just right, as is the company, and there’s plenty of cheerful chatter. Even so, from Braemar to Mountain Highway takes an hour and thirty-seven minutes, which means Claire chopped eight minutes out of her first effort. 

I’ll reserve some of the credit for that to Peter Morin who has been throwing an epic amount of dirt on No Quarter. Thank you, Pete! That said, Claire pedals more sections than last time as well. 

Hams will ham. ("HI GRAMMA!")
Hams will ham. (“HI GRAMMA!”)
Top of No Quarter. Time for a treat!
Top of No Quarter. Time for a treat!
Last of the gravel. On our previous ride up No Quarter we rolled down to LOC, but Claire will tell you, rightly, that is a waste of a lot of climbing.
Last of the gravel. On our previous ride up No Quarter we rolled down to LOC, but Claire will tell you, rightly, that is a waste of a lot of climbing.

CTK didn’t have the only crash of the day. Oh, mountain biking. Part way down 7th The Clairebarian fails to fully commit to a rock-armoured roll to which she had, unfortunately, already committed her bicycle. The little San Quentin 24″ decides to take her down with it. I mean, who hasn’t been there at least a few dozen times? 

Panicked tears and a locked-up arm stinger are the immediate result but they quickly subside and give way to a learned, earned, and resolute toughness. More rest stops are the order of the day and a few fewer features are challenged, but the limb and Claire’s confidence feel better and better the whole way down the mountain. 

Hugs and gummies don’t fix everything in life, but they can’t hurt.  

I wish I had a photo of how confidently Claire rode the entrance of 7th today, but I still do a lot of spotting on this trail. Here's a random stand-in.
I wish I had a photo of how confidently Claire rode the entrance of 7th today, but I still do a lot of spotting on this trail. Here’s a random stand-in.
7th Secret is most delicious when ridden smoothly. Make your own flow.
7th Secret is most delicious when ridden smoothly. Make your own flow.
#TrailsForWeather. Classic all-weather North Shore single-track.
#TrailsForWeather. Classic all-weather North Shore single-track.
Uncle Crash Test overcoming thought-gremlins and mind games to ride his nemesis section on 7th.
Uncle Crash Test overcoming thought-gremlins and mind games to ride his nemesis section on 7th.

For whatever reason, Claire’s plan is to ride Expresso after 7th rather than Lower Oil Can. Which we’ve been riding more lately. It ends up being the better, smoother, choice today, after her bail. But there’s a certain chaotic energy bouncing back and forth between CTK and me over the decision. 

I never ride Expresso except with Claire. And I can’t recall ever riding it with CTK other than one notable exception. Maybe five years ago, CTK’s front wheel missed a little down ramp on 7th and he ate absolute shit. We used Expresso as the fastest, easiest, exit to the car. He rode the trail with one leg straight out and the other on his pedal, bleeding from his arm and face. A shared memory in both of our minds as we enjoy Claire’s choice of trails. 

We roll out the bottom of Expresso, into Lower Expresso, and then head over to hit Lower Digger for a smooth exit. Claire’s front wheel stays on the ground more and she pumps through the terrain less than normal on Lower Digger but she’s still smiling. 

Ripping along.
I recently rebuilt these hand-me-down master cylinders from our friend Penny. Claire is LOVING the less-cold fantastic-plastic lever blades.
I recently rebuilt these hand-me-down master cylinders from our friend Penny. Claire is LOVING the less-cold fantastic-plastic lever blades.
It was a multi-speed hardtail day for Claire and me. CTK rode his classic aluminum GG Smash.
It was a multi-speed hardtail day for Claire and me. CTK rode his classic aluminum GG Smash.

All’s well that ends well and it’s all smiles when we get back to the car. It’s not Claire’s biggest riding day by time or distance, but the mental input both climbing and descending has delivered a broad grin and distant stare. She comes around in time to enjoy a hot chocolate, with whipped cream. As does Uncle Kevin.

 At night Claire and I talk about what our next ride will be. An afterschool special, so I’ll need to charge our lights. “Something short,” she says and I simper there in the dark coyly contented in my knowledge that, thanks to relativity, “something short” is getting progressively longer.

Thanks to Claire & Kevin’s big day out.